NOTSOH00D

bill cosby kid star popped? was she even preggers?

so it has come to my, our, everyone’s attention that this little fiddle:



recently known as:



secretly known as:



apparently gave birth to a baby girl today. other rumors state that she’d had a baby for two years now but kept it hidden to cover her disney channel ass; sketched out? NOTSOH00D think’s so! but what’s really strange is that IF she had a baby two years ago, why is everyone just now bringing it up? it isn’t quite a “trending topic” on the twitter-list module, but if you search the topic “raven symone” it’s pretty happenin’. one major statement we found worthy the post on the NOTSOH00D blog? (asteric’d out for “security” reasons) “@rawritsbe****: so… RAVEN SYMONE HAD A BABY. we all just thought she was fat. - nothing personal.” i’m sure plenty of heads agree with this statement; minus the stupid atl reference, but i’m pretty sure that no one would have been able to notice ms. symone was preggers due to her excess weight.

apparently this suave lookin’ f00l is the father:



they are not together, just “close friends due to the fact that they have a kid.” first off, i would just like to know what raven was thinking when she put on that outfit? she looks like a goth-chic cruella de ville; it’s not the normal look we’re used to considering she seems to be quite the fashionista. i don’t really know what to believe honestly. I am a “that’s so raven” fan, i loved her in cosby AND college roadtrip; i think this is just an out-of-line rumor and no one should believe it until it’s proven by raven herself.

X0X0 FROM NOTSOH00D


hayley, we need to talk





so today, july 7th 2009, paramore released their new single. needless to say it was so forgettable i cant even remember the name of it. it took me back to “all we know is… failing/falling?” i never got that right in the first place. it all sounds the same and hayley, let’s face it. you’ve changed and basically sold out. those are two words you NEVER want to be; i know i wouldn’t!

for your sake, hayley & the boys (that should probably become the new band name), you should try something a little different, you know maybe a little more unique rather than the repetitive “pop-punk, atl’s girlfriend type band” and create your own style, ya dig? your inability to walk away from being S00PER SCENE is really starting to get old too. stick to one color, stop making stupid faces and guess what? YOU’RE BIG ON MTV! ‘nuff said.

much love anyway for your “decode” twilight creation and the first time everyone fell in love with you. “kisses!”

X0X0 FROM NOTSOH00D

maybe not so “ol’ skool”

so while i thought my “so hood counterpart” was blastin’ off something along the lines of:


which i would’ve greatly appreciated

it was actually


this lame cat (aka *chika chika* slim shady)

and then it continued on with things like epic’s “faith no more” with the epic (how ironic!) line “IS IT! WHAT IS IT?!” and so on-and-so forth. at first i thought trace cyrus was the only “grody chach” who existed in the celebriverse but apparently i was wrong and remembered how much i despised eminem and “everything he stood for;” you know, the crazy insane screwed up white rapper who bitches when something doesn’t go his way.



and let’s not forget about vh1’s major “comedy show” ROCK OF LUVZ


S0 WHEN’S SEASON 4 BRAH?! i’m pretty sure taya bit your steez and took all the fayme she could back to the PENTH0USE ‘cause you know she wouldn’t shut up about it 24/7. What get’s these broads off? is it the long blonde hair, the blue eyes, the $$$, or just the camera time?

the latest list of everyone’s guiltiest pleasures (whether they admit it or not) is as follows: paris hilton’s BFF 2, NYC prep (watch out for the NOTSOH00D post about that one!), all of the housewives because apparently crazy rich bitches makes for GREAT television, and my personal fav. “IS SHE REALLY G0ING 0UT W/ HIM? (true chach steez all up IN that hour)

X0X0 FROM NOTSOH00D


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